Never Even Seen A Cat...

"Ding Dong."
*Uh Oh.* "Hi."
"Hi. I'm from the City of Toronto. We came around before and were told there were 2 cats living in this house?"
*Grrr- Stupid brother.* Blank stares.
"So are there 2 cats living in this house?"
"I don't know."
"Are you lying?"
"Maybe."
"Okay Ma'am we were told there were 2 cats in this house. Now, if you tell me that the cats have moved, I'm legally obligated to move on and--"
"THE CATS HAVE MOVED."
"I bid you good day."